He doesn't quite laugh, glancing down at the mostly empty blood bag still in his hands. Everything they've done together, and the idea of Spike turning him never occurred to him as even a distant possibility. Nothing beyond some of his more twisted fantasies.

He never believed he would really be in this situation.

"Understatement of the fucking year." He glances at Neil. "Six of 'em jumped me. Dragged me into this underground shithole with a big motherfucker I never actually saw. I shouldn't have gotten outta there alive."