"And this is not 'cause you just met your ex-husband." He tries to say it deadpan and pretty much fails completely, his breath hitching as he rolls himself into Neil's hand. He can feel part of himself getting eager, a little frantic, because that's always part of this, but slow down.

His hands are still a bit dirty, dark soil packed under his nails, but he knows neither of them care as he curls his fingers around Neil's cock and gives him a single, slow stroke.